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A Homeless Woman Offered To Wank Me Off, And I Said Yes
Karma works in very mysterious ways
May 26, 2024 • Frank T Bird
Steve the Compassionate Dictator
Would you vote for him?
Jul 14, 2024 • Frank T Bird
I Stuck My Dong In A Gloryhole To See What Would Happen
The things we do for our craft
May 14, 2024 • Frank T Bird
The Widowers
I went to a place called Black Rock
Dec 8, 2023 • Frank T Bird
I Got Addicted To Prostate Exams
My name is Frank, and I’m a medical anal addict
Oct 3, 2022 • Frank T Bird
Do Toasters Have Capacitors?
An important story
Jun 21 • Frank T Bird
I Took an IT Exam
CompTIA A+ Core 1, Motherfuckers
Jun 11 • Frank T Bird
Don't Be That Guy
I saw a woman who looked like Ryan Gosling
May 31 • Frank T Bird
My Career is Flapping in the Wind Like That Plastic Bag in American Beauty
Sometimes it feels like there’s so much beauty in the world that I’m going to soil my drawers
May 11 • Frank T Bird
2026 is a Golden Age For Writers
God bless us, everyone.
Apr 26 • Frank T Bird
Chat GBH Aint Your Spiritual Teacher
It aint yo lover neither
Apr 15 • Frank T Bird
Can Trans People Become Enlightened?
Divisi sumus infirmiores
Apr 12 • Frank T Bird
Frank T Bird
Frank T Bird
The Wind in the Willows but with more shagging. I publish twice a week unless I'm out the back getting pumped by the landlord for rent.

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