Are You About To Commit Suicide?
Sorry to interrupt, but there is a flaw in your plan We’d eaten chicken for dinner that night And chicken is always a damn...
Are You About To Commit Suicide?
If You Make It Through This Post Without Cancelling me, You're Better Than 90% Of Dead Beavers
It's Thursday, And I'm Doin' Dem Dishes
America's Desperate Need To Stay On Top Is Like a Bad Joke
I Saw Jon Hamm Having a Wank In a Van
Louis CK Is Back In Town
A Night On The Streets
Julian Assange Is A Human Being
The Censorship Of Literature Is Cultural Genocide
AI Isn’t Coming For Our Writing Jobs, You Schmunks
Fuck Me, I Hate Marketing
Why Are Buddhists Worshipping All These Gods?
My new book is now available for purchasing/stealing
But, Mother, What If Artificial Intelligence Destroys This Utopia Humans Have Built For Ourselves?
Dear Americans, Your Country Is An Empty Vehicle For Corporate Fulfillment
I Joined The Mile High Club With Myself
The Utter Lunacy Of The Military-Industrial Complex
Fear and Loathing At St Andrew's
Three Ways To Be a Better Husband
Colonic Irrigation is a Fucking Nightmare
The US Slave Trade Never Ended. It Just Got Sanctioned and Became More Advanced