It's Thursday, And I'm Doin' Dem Dishes
I’m sweatin’ like a greasy peach And I’ll be honest I just got back from the shop. I’m in the middle of a few commitments, like not to...
It's Thursday, And I'm Doin' Dem Dishes
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A Night On The Streets
Three Ways To Be a Better Husband
Colonic Irrigation is a Fucking Nightmare
Friday Night at Forty-Five
If I’m Still Alive Tomorrow, I’m Going on a Serious Health Kick
Five Things to Do in The Covid Test Queue
Why Do Guys Pee All Over the Floor?
Old People Now Come With Tracksuits and Sneakers
Getting Waxed is a Fucking Nightmare
My Real Life Alien Encounter
Reasons I never Fight (anymore)
Zuckerberg’s Metaverse Looks Like Being Trapped in a Nintendo Wii
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Cigarettes: The Worst Form of Government Subservience
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My Grand Return to Gym Culture After Seventeen Years
A 30-Day Humility Challenge for Vegans
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