I am pretty sure I wouldn't trust your ass as a cellmate in an insane asylum, though I would , however, demand & make sure you're the one I had to share s foxhole with.
According to the Proto-Buddhist teacher Donna Kayak, all constipation is regarded as a holy experience of the uncertainty of the Physical World's toilet problems. Right, FTB? Uncertainty Principle plus Lomotil creates an actual Material Plane where we go to get alligator-skin condoms. I can't put it any better than that.
good one FTB. I just pushed out a shit myself. and I used my bidet a little longer than necessary. that water stream feels great on my anus
Damnit Mike
Crunchy?! Wtf. That's... Intriguing.
Frank, ya seem to have some issues.
Actually, you SEEM TO BE AN issue.
I am pretty sure I wouldn't trust your ass as a cellmate in an insane asylum, though I would , however, demand & make sure you're the one I had to share s foxhole with.
And there's this poem, written in the 24th century by Rooney Al-Udin. I truly regard this as a work of pure genius.
There's shit on my shoes;
cat shit, dog shit, I hope that's all shit.
Every step I risk landing in shit:
Is this not life? There's nothing wrong with shit.
We need shit, desperately
to nourish with its stink all things that grow.
This poo is for you, it says, as I wipe off my shoe
then rattle my hands, and wash
again and again. How often in a day do I inwardly say,
"Shit!"? More than I would admit. My mind is full of bricks, pies and purges.
Cats, dogs, owls, horses, all have the same urges. People shit,
there’s shit from space, the universe shits on these very shoes
which I try so hard to keep clean. Many are obsessed
with the haunt of e.coli. I COULD say
"Relax, we intermix with e.coli and far worse
every day. We are sturdy,
repelling fecal blight, undaunted
by the invisible spores of imagination". Instead I give this benediction:
"You can be crazy any way you want."
Not every disease is preventable, nor is every ill brought home
by the shit on our shoes. When I stroke the cat, the dog, the horse
my hands investigate bacteria, resist infection.
After all, shit is the most common thing in the world.
According to the Proto-Buddhist teacher Donna Kayak, all constipation is regarded as a holy experience of the uncertainty of the Physical World's toilet problems. Right, FTB? Uncertainty Principle plus Lomotil creates an actual Material Plane where we go to get alligator-skin condoms. I can't put it any better than that.
Aw,man, you're inspiring. I gotta do better than just nonsense. Donna Kayak is funny. Gotta add that to my list of funny names.
Gross dude.
They didn’t teach you that? Damn the health system is screwed.
Thanks, Nurse K. Appreciate ya 😘
Wait, the anus has a cervix?