You are, what we used to say back in the prehistoric days; Rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. I fucking love it. Great writing an keep it coming. You made my morning!
Good morning, class! Now who can tell me what exactly is a cunt? Yes, Aretha. Do you know?
"Miss Titticum", she says, "I've never heard that word before." Miss Titticum frowns. "You better go talk to Frank T Bird because he is the universe's expert on cunts." But ma'am, do I have time to make a sandwich first?
Hehe. Mikey may want to go into a different profession, unless he comes back gung-ho and then, maybe, he deserves to be a chef. I felt like I was in an episode of Hell's Kitchen here and like I was hearing the contestant's actual (unscripted) thoughts out loud. Very nice tale, Frank. Thanks for sharing.
"...his eyebrows act like we’ve been friends for twenty years and I just fucked his wife..."
You and your metaphors.
You are, what we used to say back in the prehistoric days; Rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. I fucking love it. Great writing an keep it coming. You made my morning!
Thanks, my man. Hope you are well ⚡️
Everything goes with gin & tonic. Well, perhaps not chicken.
Good morning, class! Now who can tell me what exactly is a cunt? Yes, Aretha. Do you know?
"Miss Titticum", she says, "I've never heard that word before." Miss Titticum frowns. "You better go talk to Frank T Bird because he is the universe's expert on cunts." But ma'am, do I have time to make a sandwich first?
My dirty, dirty minded bruv, you have crossed a new Rubicon. Why aren't you on a reality TV cooking show?
Seems like it. Let’s see how it pans out. Hope you’re well ashtray old
Mate 🙏
Ah, the wisdom of the aged. Spot on
Good one Frank. Watch out for that Greek fucker.
Hehe. Mikey may want to go into a different profession, unless he comes back gung-ho and then, maybe, he deserves to be a chef. I felt like I was in an episode of Hell's Kitchen here and like I was hearing the contestant's actual (unscripted) thoughts out loud. Very nice tale, Frank. Thanks for sharing.