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CG Braswell's avatar

Frank. Don’t eat that shit!

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Mike Knittel's avatar

This is like Hunter Thompson meets Kurt Vonnegut. Damn clever story you cum stain!

You've got my imagination going now. I've written 2 fiction pieces in the last 5 years, and the only person who liked them was my mom, and I'm pretty sure she was lying. But i'm gonna try.

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Dan Stocke's avatar

Donkey is fucking delicious (for real).

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MakerOfNoise's avatar

"I scroll past the casserole special, which looks like a horse did a shit on a monkey’s brain."

LOL.

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S.E. Bourne's avatar

I love your purple thematics and the cherry injected concoctions you occasionally come up with. What happens if they make us plug in?

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Jeff's avatar

Good one Frank. You always kill me.

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