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David Perlmutter's avatar

You turn cursing and vulgarity into an art form.

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Smillew's avatar

🔥

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Frank T Bird's avatar

Smilew Smiley, Smilu. Smil-U, Schmilu.

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Thea's avatar

i am sure you don't want to hear it but writing about your book doesn't sell a lot of books. Ads do. Check out Mark Dawson's course on ads, also listen to his podcasts. I sent you an email about it but you ignored me, so now you gotta go find your own damn links. Cheers.

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Arthur Rosch's avatar

Let me add something. Frankt T Bird is possibly the most talented writer I know at this moment. Never mind that he's funny as shit, transgressive as a pile of poop on a Mormon Wedding Banquet table. Never mind that shit. Loosen your belt and whatever else ya got and read the fucker! Right Frank? Right!

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Arthur Rosch's avatar

Right now, Frank, I can't even make it to the end of your essay. Let me give you facts about myself: I began writing two magnum opus books in 1978. I finished one of them in fifteen years, the other I finished in thirty. The second book won "Honorable Mention" from Writer's Digest. If I go to my publishers I will see that in that entire time I've sold 14 copies and 21 downloads. For Free! And I received only one comment. Basically I gave my entire life to writing this stuff. I've written six books. You're right. There are too many! Everyone's got a book. 99.9 percent of which is pure shit. So be zen, man. Accept your fate. To quote from my book "The Shadow Storm". "MARCH CHEERFULLY TO YOUR DOOM.

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Darius's avatar

Children don't read books. Children don't read.

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