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Bing Tashkent's avatar

I would have thought coffee enema but what do I know....better to go for the jugular...

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Robert Labossiere's avatar

Starbucks take note.

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Richard Ray's avatar

I didn't think it was true until Cecil really was a Palace fan, now completely believable.

We call them Stripey Nigels in the real South London football fan community, but invariably find they are really Cecils or Tarquins or...

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Joanna Milne 🏺's avatar

Brilliantly funny story. I read it for the second time today - this time to my husband - and I nearly cried laughing again ! We need laughs now more than ever

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