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overflowing ashtray's avatar

I subbed that Friday a while back, I cannae remember exactly, for the simple reason that you made me laugh out loud. Big Laughs, Sudden Laughs, that at least thrice triggered the emergency pucker, for each time I nearly crapped my daks. Luckily they weren't fresh, probably a week old. Because of you, I almost had to make that trip to the Post Office a few days early.

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Frank T Bird's avatar

Cheers, Ashtray, Lad.

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Dave's avatar

An important entry in the body of work devoted to our ambivalence about technology. In general, the T-Bird canon is a bawdy of work highly reminiscent of The Chaucer Tales and should be judged accordingly. Its anatomical specificity should not be recoiled from and is in fact integral to the incarnational hijinks on display. I mean, the guy's name is Frank--what did you think would happen?

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Reuben Salsa's avatar

Brilliant. What a fucking journey.

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Frank T Bird's avatar

Cheers, Salsa, Lad.

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sol s⊙therland 🔸's avatar

really wild journey

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Goddammit this is some funny shit. 😂

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Henya Drescher's avatar

Frank, I've never laughed so hard. My poor husband thought I lost my mind. You are absolutely brilliant. Can I borrow your imagination? No. Wait. Can I crawl into your brain?

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Frank T Bird's avatar

Thanks, Drescher 🍀

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CTEBEN's avatar

dubbed the pencil sharpener

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Aaron's avatar

The only thing I could think of is WWSID.

(What Would Steve Irwin Do?)

Crikey Mate.

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George P Farrell's avatar

Way too risky.

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Dave's avatar

I would click on that video but my wife's in the back of the trailer doing meditation.

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Jonathan Hall's avatar

Gonzo gloryhole! Good one.

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Laggy's avatar

Horseowned

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The Autistic Rebel ~ MrJoe's avatar

I mean really… what’s the worst that could happen?

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Bronson Archer's avatar

how did you know what side to enter?

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