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Chris Andrews's avatar

Tears are streaming down my face.

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Saladhands's avatar

Belly laughed several times

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Henrik Hageland's avatar

I used to conduct these examinations, and yes, I too could feel a pleasure doing it! But as a professional you can't show....

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Alexander J. Porter's avatar

God Damn, this was so f*cking good I hate you for it.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"I felt like Tommy the Champ, about to get reamed by Arsehole Taylor in the gaff using polyunsaturated margarine as lube."

Everything I needed to know and more than I needed to know at the same time.

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