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Arthur Rosch's avatar

Flank T. Brid, you're gonna hurt yuseelf if you keep doing this. I mean, the strain of maintaining an erection becomes an E.R. matter if it goes on more than four hours. I counted twenty eight brilliant bon mots, or just mots or bon bons, in this essay, which is a record for the Flank T. Brid Memorial Highway Mile which shall be erected at the proper time and place.

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Frank T Bird's avatar

Thanks Art, you old bastard. Yer not wrong. I've forgotten how to laugh during funerals these days cos I've got no petrol left to sniff.

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Drew R Walsh's avatar

I love you too, Frank.

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Frank T Bird's avatar

Thanks Brother DRW 💙

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"Ye canna be borth?"

I thought you were English, not Scottish....

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ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

What is the significance of the "N" in your writing? Does it mean "and" or "no"? Funny stuff...

I liked PSH too. Couldn't believe when I heard the news. Shocking. Great actor!

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Arthur Rosch's avatar

If yer ever in California, mate, drop on by. The terpenes are critical.

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