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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

Your vast knowledge of Mean Girls is killing me 🤣

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Sarah C's avatar

You had me at 'Blue slurpee's'

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Van Ivey's avatar

Good luck Frank.

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Arthur Rosch's avatar

O Lama Franktee. I applaud your nonsense, you fart. The most avant garde of our writers admire and envy you for your application of proper Curse-ology. I gave yr most recent tract to my neighbors, who are Jehovah's Witnesses. They were taken aback by my appearance at their door holding a just-printed Lama Franktee cooking lesson. They were shocked that anyone had the temerity to appear at their front door but now the beaker is uncorked and people are showing up at the neihgbors' door with regular frequency. Call it karma or whatever. P.S I'm sticking to oatmeal for substances into which I will insert my cock. Warm oatmeal. Try it!

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David Perlmutter's avatar

You managed to put me off eating Beef Wellington for a moment there....

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