Frank, your contribution to this post has surpassed all expectations. I am eager to try tip #8, which appears to be a valuable addition to my routine. Your witty remarks had me in stitches—I couldn't contain myself and may have even had a small accident from laughing so hard. On that note, I just received your book, and I think it's best if I launder my underwear before delving into its pages.
Instrux unclear, stuck hanging from a cliff at the edge of a golf course, I can't climb back up because my car is parked parallel to it. I know I'm going in the right direction though because my wife is telling me I parallel parked so well it made her horny.
Frank, your contribution to this post has surpassed all expectations. I am eager to try tip #8, which appears to be a valuable addition to my routine. Your witty remarks had me in stitches—I couldn't contain myself and may have even had a small accident from laughing so hard. On that note, I just received your book, and I think it's best if I launder my underwear before delving into its pages.
🤣🤣 always an enjoyable read my friend 🥳🥳
Instrux unclear, stuck hanging from a cliff at the edge of a golf course, I can't climb back up because my car is parked parallel to it. I know I'm going in the right direction though because my wife is telling me I parallel parked so well it made her horny.
Yoga swing is safer than a cliff or slamming your fingers in a door.
Love, mom
Jesus fuck Frank, you’re my favorite
The “Larry Bird” is essentially what deer do, although doggie and not missionary of course, and without the cultural references.
Stallone, DeNiro, Bird and Thunberg are all going to sue you...
The picture of Greta caused battle stations (i.e., a shrinky)
But basically yo ass is too rich, and you need to put some honey-butter up there to cut the sweetness.
“From Downtown!” 😭😭