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Henya Drescher's avatar

Frank, your contribution to this post has surpassed all expectations. I am eager to try tip #8, which appears to be a valuable addition to my routine. Your witty remarks had me in stitches—I couldn't contain myself and may have even had a small accident from laughing so hard. On that note, I just received your book, and I think it's best if I launder my underwear before delving into its pages.

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Harry's avatar

🤣🤣 always an enjoyable read my friend 🥳🥳

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Dane Benko's avatar

Instrux unclear, stuck hanging from a cliff at the edge of a golf course, I can't climb back up because my car is parked parallel to it. I know I'm going in the right direction though because my wife is telling me I parallel parked so well it made her horny.

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Love's avatar

Yoga swing is safer than a cliff or slamming your fingers in a door.

Love, mom

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

Jesus fuck Frank, you’re my favorite

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insomniac's avatar

The “Larry Bird” is essentially what deer do, although doggie and not missionary of course, and without the cultural references.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Stallone, DeNiro, Bird and Thunberg are all going to sue you...

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overflowing ashtray's avatar

The picture of Greta caused battle stations (i.e., a shrinky)

But basically yo ass is too rich, and you need to put some honey-butter up there to cut the sweetness.

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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

“From Downtown!” 😭😭

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