So Dragon’s Den Rejected My Jacuzzi Suit

Jun 15, 2024

Those rich bastards

3 Comments

Jun 15, 2024

This is certainly one of your most surreal pieces, and definitely one of your funniest. Reading it originally on Medium helped make me a fan of you.

Lol...greatest line ever! "I'm out!" Shit got real!

I'm fucking crying

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