I liked your story, Frank. Weddings are excellent hunting grounds for good material. My Zumba instructor says we should poop letters not punctuation marks. If you poop a semicolon it means you’re dehydrated. Useful information for a writer.
This was a fun read. Reminds me of the few times I actually had fun at weddings. The others I was too shitfaced and spent most of the time in the car park throwing up. (I’m allergic to liquor as it turns out. Got to a point my body wouldn’t tolerate a drop of it anymore). Tbh very glad those days are long gone. The hiccup sausage link shit part had me in tears. The visuals are hilarious.
Excellent!
Thanks!
"Flow Rider"? I think you mean Flo Rida (he called himself that because he's from Florida, obviously).
Didn’t know that. Cheers, Lad 🥂
I liked your story, Frank. Weddings are excellent hunting grounds for good material. My Zumba instructor says we should poop letters not punctuation marks. If you poop a semicolon it means you’re dehydrated. Useful information for a writer.
This was a fun read. Reminds me of the few times I actually had fun at weddings. The others I was too shitfaced and spent most of the time in the car park throwing up. (I’m allergic to liquor as it turns out. Got to a point my body wouldn’t tolerate a drop of it anymore). Tbh very glad those days are long gone. The hiccup sausage link shit part had me in tears. The visuals are hilarious.
Sigh…I must be the only person on earth who does not like weddings…