This was a fun read. Reminds me of the few times I actually had fun at weddings. The others I was too shitfaced and spent most of the time in the car park throwing up. (I’m allergic to liquor as it turns out. Got to a point my body wouldn’t tolerate a drop of it anymore). Tbh very glad those days are long gone. The hiccup sausage link shit part had me in tears. The visuals are hilarious.
Excellent!
Thanks!
This was a fun read. Reminds me of the few times I actually had fun at weddings. The others I was too shitfaced and spent most of the time in the car park throwing up. (I’m allergic to liquor as it turns out. Got to a point my body wouldn’t tolerate a drop of it anymore). Tbh very glad those days are long gone. The hiccup sausage link shit part had me in tears. The visuals are hilarious.
"Flow Rider"? I think you mean Flo Rida (he called himself that because he's from Florida, obviously).
Didn’t know that. Cheers, Lad 🥂
Sigh…I must be the only person on earth who does not like weddings…