“Oh, I’m so sorry,” said the street vendor. “I assumed from your limited stature that you were a pre-pubescent child. And that’s a compliment, believe me. When you grow up you’ll appreciate the fact that people think you are younger.
this goddam thing makes me re register every time I read one of your posts, FTB. Oh well, there are greater hardships in life. Like poor Barnaby's stature. Poor guy! This one is tops, FTB. Funny indeed in an underhanded way.
Began this Sunday the right way with the incandescent ravings of a frank bird.
Is this a true story?
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” said the street vendor. “I assumed from your limited stature that you were a pre-pubescent child. And that’s a compliment, believe me. When you grow up you’ll appreciate the fact that people think you are younger.
LOL
ROFLMAO! Did you write this whist 'shooming?
Reminds me of Monty Python & The Holy Grail skit:
King Arthur: "Old woman!"
Dennis: "Man!"
King Arthur: "Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?"
Dennis: "I'm thirty-seven.
King Arthur: "Well, I can't just call you 'man'.
Dennis: "Well, you could say 'Dennis'."
=) Love it, thank you so much!
FRANK!
(hand to God, I thought I was about to learn something philosophical)
this goddam thing makes me re register every time I read one of your posts, FTB. Oh well, there are greater hardships in life. Like poor Barnaby's stature. Poor guy! This one is tops, FTB. Funny indeed in an underhanded way.
Very amusing.
You sir, are a genius!
That was a hell of a ride!