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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

“For the third time this week, I’ve written myself into a threesome”

Starting to sound like me. Or… I’m starting to sound like you. Whatever

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Tom Van Valkenburgh's avatar

Hank Chinaski lives!

I’m getting off ‘Stack for the rest of the day because everything else will be a letdown. Thanks! I might actually accomplish something today.

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Jeff's avatar

Another fun ride you crazy bastard!

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Stephen Duffy's avatar

Great story. Gonna read it to my kids later.

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Mike Knittel's avatar

"Hello? Hello?" FTB some of the hardest laughs I have reading you are during the most subtle moments of the piece. That shit had me giggling.

P.s. "Mrs Flapsberry" lol!

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Frank T Bird's avatar

Hehe, cheers, Kid ⚡️

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George P Farrell's avatar

Life’s an adventure

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SDButlerRedux's avatar

The least that piss poor excuse of a concierge could have done is blow you.

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Arthur Rosch's avatar

I've aged out of my libido, FT. It may shock you to know that I don't miss it. In fact, it's like being released from some bloodhound that always pulled me in the wrong direction. Freedom!

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