Writers Need to Stop Wanking Off So Much

[Glenna Gill]

Michael Hutchence of INXS also died from autoerotic asphyxiation, which was a real shame because I loved the band. The lesson is to think of others before you hang and wank. So selfish.

[Frank T Bird]

Yeah RIP Mike. Great band 🍀

[Drew R Walsh]

I thought a posh wank was a wank with a condom on.

[Frank T Bird]

You would know, you posh bastard 😎

[Wendy Elizabeth Williams]

Not going there, Frank.