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Diner 2030
Old enough to crave the old times
Sep 10 • 
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My Hotel Got Cancelled
Fuck Off
Sep 6 • 
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August 2025

Hideous Book Covers are a Fucking Epidemic
As writers, we need to walk our own paths
Aug 27 • 
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The Strange Reality of Childbirth
An inescapable fly in your créme caramel
Aug 20 • 
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How To Be a Man in 2025
Listen up, you fannies.
Aug 17 • 
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How To Be Cool
True cool is pure acceptance, not knobhead hipster behaviour
Aug 14 • 
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There's no Fun in Funeral
Just don't pity me, okay?
Aug 2 • 
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July 2025

The Girl on the Train
The train is always a good place to start. It’s a place where you can interact with strangers in wordless ways.
Jul 7 • 
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March 2025

A Fish Called Terry (Asian Lamb)
It's a full Moon in Virgo, you virgins
Mar 15 • 
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February 2025

Have You Ever Had an Arse Latte?
Sometimes it’s a pain in the arse being an ex-pat
Feb 18 • 
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Chicken Sandwich
I made a fuckin chicken sandwich
Feb 12 • 
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I'm Going to Culinary School
Strap in, you dipshits
Feb 7 • 
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