Archive - Frank T Bird

Hideous Book Covers are a Fucking Epidemic

As writers, we need to walk our own paths

Aug 27 •

The Strange Reality of Childbirth

An inescapable fly in your créme caramel

Aug 20 •

How To Be a Man in 2025

Listen up, you fannies.

Aug 17 •

True cool is pure acceptance, not knobhead hipster behaviour

Aug 14 •

There's no Fun in Funeral

Just don't pity me, okay?

Aug 2 •

July 2025

The Girl on the Train

The train is always a good place to start. It’s a place where you can interact with strangers in wordless ways.

Jul 7 •

March 2025

A Fish Called Terry (Asian Lamb)

It's a full Moon in Virgo, you virgins

Mar 15 •

February 2025

Have You Ever Had an Arse Latte?

Sometimes it’s a pain in the arse being an ex-pat

Feb 18 •

Chicken Sandwich

I made a fuckin chicken sandwich

Feb 12 •

I'm Going to Culinary School

Strap in, you dipshits

Feb 7 •

January 2025

We Need To Talk About The Internet

I saw a baby fucking a baby

Jan 23 •

I Can't Fucking Write

Slice me up into horsemeat and feed me to the Corgis already

Jan 20 •

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