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Diner 2030
Old enough to crave the old times
Sep 10
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Frank T Bird
28
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My Hotel Got Cancelled
Fuck Off
Sep 6
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Frank T Bird
27
9
August 2025
Hideous Book Covers are a Fucking Epidemic
As writers, we need to walk our own paths
Aug 27
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Frank T Bird
36
13
The Strange Reality of Childbirth
An inescapable fly in your créme caramel
Aug 20
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Frank T Bird
14
3
How To Be a Man in 2025
Listen up, you fannies.
Aug 17
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Frank T Bird
45
12
How To Be Cool
True cool is pure acceptance, not knobhead hipster behaviour
Aug 14
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Frank T Bird
40
14
There's no Fun in Funeral
Just don't pity me, okay?
Aug 2
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Frank T Bird
37
13
July 2025
The Girl on the Train
The train is always a good place to start. It’s a place where you can interact with strangers in wordless ways.
Jul 7
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Frank T Bird
22
12
March 2025
A Fish Called Terry (Asian Lamb)
It's a full Moon in Virgo, you virgins
Mar 15
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Frank T Bird
19
2
February 2025
Have You Ever Had an Arse Latte?
Sometimes it’s a pain in the arse being an ex-pat
Feb 18
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Frank T Bird
27
4
Chicken Sandwich
I made a fuckin chicken sandwich
Feb 12
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Frank T Bird
35
10
I'm Going to Culinary School
Strap in, you dipshits
Feb 7
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Frank T Bird
39
5
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