Get a Grip

Seriously. You need a fucking word in your hairy dinner plate ear, you cunt.

Jan 16 • Frank T Bird

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September 2025

Diner 2030

Old enough to crave the old times

Sep 10, 2025 • Frank T Bird

28

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My Hotel Got Cancelled

Fuck Off

Sep 6, 2025 • Frank T Bird

27

9

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August 2025

Hideous Book Covers are a Fucking Epidemic

As writers, we need to walk our own paths

Aug 27, 2025 • Frank T Bird

36

13

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The Strange Reality of Childbirth

An inescapable fly in your créme caramel

Aug 20, 2025 • Frank T Bird

14

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How To Be a Man in 2025

Listen up, you fannies.

Aug 17, 2025 • Frank T Bird

45

12

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How To Be Cool

True cool is pure acceptance, not knobhead hipster behaviour

Aug 14, 2025 • Frank T Bird

40

14

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There's no Fun in Funeral

Just don't pity me, okay?

Aug 2, 2025 • Frank T Bird

37

13

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July 2025

The Girl on the Train

The train is always a good place to start. It’s a place where you can interact with strangers in wordless ways.

Jul 7, 2025 • Frank T Bird

22

10

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March 2025

A Fish Called Terry (Asian Lamb)

It's a full Moon in Virgo, you virgins

Mar 15, 2025 • Frank T Bird

19

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February 2025

Have You Ever Had an Arse Latte?

Sometimes it’s a pain in the arse being an ex-pat

Feb 18, 2025 • Frank T Bird

27

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Chicken Sandwich

I made a fuckin chicken sandwich

Feb 12, 2025 • Frank T Bird

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