Frank T Bird
When it Comes to Successful Dating, Transparency is the Law
Ok, so I’m not single. I’ve been with my ideal partner for several years now, but it didn’t come about by accident Humans are judgemental...
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Frank T Bird
- Nov 1, 2021
- 6 min
Ten Alternative Ways to Survive a Panic Attack
According to Wikipedia, the first panic attack was suffered by Napoleon in 1814 when he ran out of crackers for the camembert. Hopefully,...
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Frank T Bird
- Oct 30, 2021
- 10 min
The Last Mushroom Trip I Ever Did
In May 2016, I got a call from an old Mate We had been having some ‘time out’ from each other The last day we saw one another had...
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Frank T Bird
- Oct 29, 2021
- 2 min
7.5 Seconds
Is it possible to simulate death? Somebody put a lot of effort into the Italian interior of this place — their art now lost on fat diners...
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Frank T Bird
- Oct 22, 2021
- 8 min
An Impressive Gentleman
Some people just aren’t cut out for job interviews James was wearing an old camel-coloured tweed suit that Keith had lent him. “It’s...
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Frank T Bird
- Oct 15, 2021
- 6 min
A Recipe For Disaster
Kitchens can get really hot sometimes Look at this fucker, sitting there with his horse-faced wife, stuffing my art into his face like...
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Frank T Bird
- Oct 8, 2021
- 3 min
The Old Squartilian
Even in the future, there are traffic jams The Old Squartilian cleared his throat and began — As Quorntiti himself taught us, you are a...
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Frank T Bird
- Feb 22, 2020
- 3 min
Bloody Hippies
During the 1960s and probably earlier, Indian Gurus flocked to the West to spread their message Dressed in everyday, humble Indian...
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Frank T Bird
- Feb 22, 2020
- 6 min
Without Communism, we would all be screwed
Communism is the basis of our society I have a friend who has a son. Nothing unusual there, then. The son is quite an intelligent being....
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Frank T Bird
- Feb 18, 2020
- 4 min
Is Atheism the New Christianity?
Supposedly intelligent people often take the vastly different beliefs of billions of people, label them all as ‘religion’ and judge them...
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